An interesting Conversation

This is the transcript of a very interesting conversation which happened with a friend of mine. I sometimes really wonder what a power full tool the human mind is. The conversation ranged from Politics to the Big Bang experiment to higgin bossoms particle. When I went back to read the transcript and decided that I had to post it.

Read on:

iniyavan: hi dude

iniyavan: wassup

santosh: nothing much dude

iniyavan: ladki ke photu dekhega

santosh: probable candidate ?
yes offcourse

iniyavan: i mean mere yeah

iniyavan is sharing a picture (2.9 MB) with you
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iniyavan: thoda bada file size hai

santosh: cool

iniyavan: aur suna blog pada

santosh: nice she looks
so how far are thin

iniyavan: hmm

santosh: things

iniyavan: got to meet her man
spoke with her on phone
attitude deti hai re baba

santosh: ohh ok.

iniyavan: par the only language we both know is english
!
:D

santosh: hhee.. where is she from

iniyavan: kerala but settled in bangalore

santosh: ohh ok

iniyavan: but she doesnt know kannada either
!!
hee hee

santosh: ohh ok

iniyavan: doesnt sound interesting k a

santosh: ohh ok

iniyavan: what does oh ok means man
i cant get it!

santosh: doesnt sounds interesting u said na.. so i responded with ohh ok..

iniyavan: lode i mean tu bore ho raha hai
abey yeh ohh ok work sucks man..

santosh: nai re nothing like tht..

iniyavan: i cant get over it .. how stupid is that emotion man ..
i mean u only see taht on chat windows

santosh: its a wonderful expression.. helps tag along the conversation ;)
hehe

iniyavan: he hee ever hear any one saying oh ok .. (it sounds so rude!)
hee ehee
aur suna mera bakwas padha

santosh: its not rude.. its just fillers.. u know something like "really" "actually" "u know"

iniyavan: oh ok...
hee heee
abe blog pada kya lodu

santosh: hann padha na

iniyavan: bekar likha hai na is time

santosh: the most i liked was ur write up on love

iniyavan: welll ...
theek hai ..

santosh: i guess a person speaks best when he speaks his heart. ;)
i also wrote another one..

iniyavan: nothing actually that was a letter actually written to "her"
hee

santosh: about the governmoent.

iniyavan: dikha

santosh: http://santoshrao99.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-nonsense.html
aaj hi paper main article padha itna gussa aya ki blog likha
hehe

iniyavan: sahi hai
pad raha hoo..
hee hee
sahi hai F*&$ the government
C*(&^% hai re yah goveernment
they will keep the fuck shut when idiots like R*^ &*^%$ say something shit

santosh: sahi main.. wht nonsense yaar collect 5000rs from the companies of which employees foudn smoking on company premises.. aare itni indian future ki parwa hai to literacy pe dhyan do hiv pe dhayn do.. growth pe dhyan do.. nai lekin hows tht done.. with 30% reduction in crude oil prices no relief to consumer.. woh sab chalta hai.. badathe waqt nai nai we are under going loses badhana hi padega and wht no.

iniyavan: or when b&* th*&$@# wants to burn the valentine cards

santosh: i know

iniyavan: par bas kuch aur nahi karna hai
only because it is technically a fucking miracle that it exists
nahi to itne madarchod hai idhar ki pooc mat

santosh: their justification is some odd percent of the indian youth smokes and hence some X percent death in 2010 and hence bad for india.. aare usse jada death are caused by road accidents.. how about they actually give the traffic of atleast all moajor cities some thought.. maybe they will save more lives like tht.

iniyavan: i think only because of the common man this country exists .. nai to koi sala reason hi nahi nahi

santosh: exactly..

iniyavan: liscence nikalo to 3000,
ghar baithe chahiye to 5000
aur kya
to madarchod log thokenge hi na
corrupt bastards ki kami nahi hai

santosh: kitna kuch hai sudharne ko.. and they are stuck with this nonsese.. the wanna ban smoking in pubs.. arre laodo ko bol agla daru bhi band karega kya pubs and bars main

iniyavan: sale i just want to leave this place

santosh: sahi main.. eek mauka mila ki nai.. culti

iniyavan: bas want to go somewhere where you are respected for what u do to the society not this shitty politics
haa haa
chutia minister hai woh
he is just trying to copy some sucking regulations which are tjere in some european countries
u cant smoke in uk
in a pub
but u can go to the loo and do it
:D
and anyways how the fuck he is gonna find this out!! kaun kidhar .. chutia

santosh: their are scientist trying to discover how atoms are made.. i wonder if this were here benchod 15 hazaar andolan nikale hote.. danga kiya hota.. ki they are destroying the country and left would jump out bringin up a political debate ending in dissolving the government.

iniyavan: bas pakdega to 500 ki patti muh pe maar dena
koi jail to nahi hai na is offence ke liye
haa haa
possible
by the way this entire experiement is because of an Indian physist
SN bose
Higgin-boson ka bosson is named after SN Bose
and thats the particle they are looking for ..

santosh: cool i dint know tht.. i got so frustrated after reading the article about smoking ki really felt like spitting out

iniyavan: just a small info to make us proud .. :)

santosh: yeah.. man..

iniyavan: waise bhi dunia madarchod ko counting hum ne hi sikhaya hai ..

santosh: but wht if it creats a black hole.

iniyavan: ha ahaa
all chutiapa
see it is tremendus energy
something like enough to melt 5000 kg of copper with a single particle at the speed of light ..
but then its only thatmuch ..
u cant create antimater .. in a large scale and bang them together

santosh: they are saying energy equiv to 10000 times of the sun

iniyavan: yeah
for a illionth of a second
in a space smaller than an attom
samjha

santosh: so how will it be contained.. wht if the fusion results into a chain reaciton

iniyavan: so the energy is somethign like only enough to melt 5000 kilos of copper
thats it

santosh: ok
wht are all these theories abt the mini black hole and shit

iniyavan: samjha .. it s like a super duper ultra powerful energy but so small in quantity that u cant actually get harmed by it ,,
unless u go and stick ur head into the beam .. hee hee

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: anyways millions and billions of such explosions occour in earth every second
they use this experiment and the equipment so that they can "detect" the higgin boson ..
and in natural conditions they cant be even seen
thats why
so yeh sab waise hi chutia dimag american psychos ka invention hai bas
arey koi itna powerful kabhi nahi ho sakta ki bhagwan ko challenge kare .. samjha

santosh: wht is this higgin boson particle

iniyavan: max maybe we can emulate or try emulate him!!
on a fuck smaller scale
oh they are the "missng" particles
i mean they are said to be the particles which slows down the energy into mass

santosh: ok

iniyavan: i mean all mass you see and feel is actually pure energy but is held together as mass by higgin-bosson
nahi to dunia ki actually maa chud jayegi!!
hee hee
its called the "god" particle

santosh: ehhe..

iniyavan: e=mc2 wale equation ka full form me and derivation sab me woh particle ke bina equation incomplete hota hao

santosh: ohh is it

iniyavan: so its actually a guess that that kind of particle exists .. par no one is sure of it
so there is that experiment

santosh: they have had the hadron accelerator for alot of time now.. so why dint they think of this earlier.
protons coliding.. nuclear fusion and higgin boson particles are all old theories right

iniyavan: ah good question
the fact is since 1942 the speculations exists
its called the cloud theory or something
thats bose-einstien theory

santosh: let me read up on this higgin boson particle things

iniyavan: but all the colliders they built till now dint have that kind of kick ass energy
to bang protons to the extent that they show uup the higgin bossons
this one is one heck of a powerful machine

santosh: but i have read about hadron accelterator quite some time ago
its even their in the davinci wale author ke other novels

iniyavan: well immagine a gun which can power a sub attomic particle to have enough energy to melt 5000 kg of copper .. immagine what happens if they could do this with a bullet...

santosh: cool

iniyavan: it could possibly wipe out the earth with one shot
samajh naa .. 1 particle sub attomic at speed of light ... !!

santosh: but i am only unable to understand this.. i know for a fact tht they have been able to achieve speed on light in this accelerator , and i guess. collision would have been the first interest.. when u achieve the speed of light..

iniyavan: technically it is not ecactly the speed of light
a lot slower but verry near it

santosh: ??

iniyavan: u cant acheive speed of light ..

santosh: yeah techinically it cant be achieved
yeah i know. the mass would become infinite

iniyavan: and thats because e=mc2 theory
yeah
so in order to propell that mass .. u need infinite energy
so not possible

santosh: yeah.

iniyavan: and so they will do the collision stuff near the speed of light ..
thats because u need that mych energu given to the sub atomic particle to bang and breakup

santosh: yes and hence nuclear fusion
it would have been so much fun if we would have been working with cern.. hehe.

iniyavan: not exactly but on a micro scale
i mean attoms smash together in a fusion
and combine

santosh: yeah. but ?

iniyavan: but in this particles smash and disintegrate
but in both cases they smash

santosh: ok. and how do they stipulate tht higin boson particels will come out

iniyavan: ah well that bose-eninstien theory . it guesses that
no one knows
its simply a part of a missing constant in a equation .. but the thing is the equation is not so simple
and no one knows what the answer would be to be correct

santosh: yeah

iniyavan: they just hope and this experiment is just a big gamble to find the truth of ourr existance
nothing much
a big 6 billion dollar gamble
:D
working with cern .. hee hee da vinco code padha hai ..
usme yeh chutia paa bhi hai

santosh: yea ..i was wondering in which novel has be spoken abt this.
i remember it was by the same author

iniyavan: bas yeh sab chutia paa and that christian myth that u are challenging the god by knowing the nature's secret

santosh: this is wht the wiki explaing..
The existence of this non-zero vacuum expectation plays a fundamental role: it gives mass to every elementary particle which has mass, including the Higgs boson itself.

iniyavan: dude this has existed since they came as a religion

santosh: yeah

iniyavan: every major scientific discovery was branded bakwas

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: and cool dudes like gallelio were made to drink some poison and stuff like that

santosh: yeah i know they laughed at the theory of relativity
ehe

iniyavan: aaj ke zamana me they cant kick anyone;s ass
so they crib
bas yahi hai

santosh: heh

iniyavan: chutie hai be lode sale bas
dekh na .. if we discover that particle .. then literally man is god naa

iniyavan: fuck today u can discover it .. and say 100 years later actually use it ..

santosh: yeah
maybe create a blackhole and travel through it

iniyavan: yeah pretty much

iniyavan: it can be a common thing in say 100 years or so
or even earlier
but the fucking dick heads at the church may keep on cribbin
bas wohi hai

santosh: u have seen tht movie.. duston hoff man wala.. some theory tht the spance shiop has the capability oif creating a blach hole like thingy. and hence folding space time and traveling across

iniyavan: yeah
abey kal ka fiction aaj ka reality ho jane me kya time lagta hai

santosh: and then when the ship returns it brinngs back hell.. tht was crap leking the logic is correct

iniyavan: some 100 200 years back flights were a fantasy
now a fucking commonity

santosh: and sex was a myth

iniyavan: hee hee
hee hee
welll

iniyavan: prety myuc like the dick heads dont ever want to agree that man is the supreem being capable of creaing his destiny ..
atleast in the path to do so
immagine that ...
so one day koi bhi will not beleive in some son of a god .. they fear that

santosh: yeah man..

iniyavan: a scientific society say 100 years later might just rubbish all the religion crap
to salon ke dhandhe ki maa chud jayegi

santosh: yeah.. waise bhi christianity ke base hil to gaya hi hai.. with the da vinci theory

iniyavan: aur sab sale navre ho jayenge

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: sab ke gpl ho jayega

santosh: man.. piracy ke badshah hai hum log.. i just recieved it and forwarded to the first person i was speaking too. and so on and so forth

iniyavan: hee hee
desi ..
we dont beleive in paying
anyways

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: :D
waise that girl i sent the pic..

santosh: need to download active sync

iniyavan: looks cool na .. f

santosh: what ?

iniyavan: i mean shine to hoga agar biwi bana ke kidhar le jaunga
kya bolta hai tu

santosh: she looks good, if the mentality click then why not
If the mass of the Higgs boson is between 115 and 180 GeV/c2, then the Standard Model can be valid at energy scales all the way up to the Planck scale (1016 TeV).
but wht if the mass of the particle is higher.. will the standard model of physics fail

iniyavan: yeah
wel iam no physist .. but padha zarror hai .. since i was a kid .. so its like a discovery of aatma
soul of all what we know

santosh: hm

iniyavan: agar hit hota hai experiment .. to sale theory validated .. flop hota hai to bhai theory wrong hai ya .. apne ko woh particle dikh hi nahi sakta .. and practically ki it doesnt exist as we cant see it..
but u know its not so sure...
no one knows
bas dekho kya bolte hai woh log 1 2 saal me
well sale hum to kahan ladki goverrnment sutta , se particle physics and christianity ki maa chod chuke hai ab tak
hee hee

santosh: hehe.. intelectuals u see

iniyavan: i think tis transcript is worth putting up as a blog .. with some sanitation of course
i mean sab maa behen stuff

santosh: yeah.. tht makes so much sense.

iniyavan: yeah
but rehne de

iniyavan: sale pure duniya ko pata chal jayega ki hum kitne chootie hai
hee hee
yeah
:D

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: ya sochenge ki dono ne daaru pee rakhi hai

santosh: hehe.. man if we were of the opposite sex and would have a discussion like this.. then pakka shaadi kar leta

iniyavan: HAA HAA
haram khor nerdy hai re tu

santosh: policitics to science

iniyavan: chod de wakht kya higgin-bosson karega
hee hee
mera Higgin --- tere bosson...
hee hee

santosh: hehe

iniyavan: sounds like land and bhos
he hee
hig sounds male .. bos sounds female
kya maa chutiap hai aaj!!
hee hee
haa haa hoo hoo hee he

santosh: i will copy out this transcrip will try to post is as a conversation i, mean first person conversation

iniyavan: chal beta mera battery down ho raha hai.. so jaata hoo..

santosh: cool dude .. nice talking to u today.. was fun

iniyavan: neend aa rahi hai after so many days.. actually feeling like to sleep
same here
:)

santosh: see u

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How funny the human intellect is, can change the rate , the speed, the fucking subject so fast.
Do let me know what you think about the above conversation.

What Nonsense

The government just banned smoking from public and private places. Public places include restaurants, cafe's , pubs, discotheques but for some god forsaken reason streets or parks are not included. Smoking is also banned from private buildings. A fine of Rs. 5000 per person will be collected from the company of which employees found smoking on company premises.

I say What fucking nonsense, the government is justifying this by saying they want to save the future of India. Save India and don't pretend to be saving. From what I gather there are so many major issues that everyone comfortably ignores but want to enforce this rule so everyone involved can make an extra buck.

Floods in Bihar, Rising prices tell me this the crude oil prices have gone down by 30% since the hike in prices of petrol and diesel. Why is this reduction not reflected in prices to consumers ? Man o man this makes me so mad, wht about the environment, nobody apart from the NGO's actually took intrest in trying to save the waters during Ganesh Chaturti. The governement actaully needs to do something good to prove that they are doing something good, just pretending of wanting to care will not help.

They are not worried about the illetereacy nor are they worried about corruption nor about the common man. All they are worried about is how to mint more money. I say fuck you government, let us live our lives. What are they going to do next ban alcohol from pubs and bars ? common man give me a break. If they are so worried about tobocco how come this ban does not include gutka. I bet 80% of the government babu's consume gutka and what not. How is that allowed.

They talk about passive smoking, its not like someone is smoking in someone's face. If the non smoker is present in a place where there are smokers it is by his own choice and will. No one forced a non smoker to go to a pub or discotheque to consume passive smoke he is there by choice and there by understanding the fact that there will be smoke in pub. Thats the reason pubs are for.

I know me shouting here like this wont make a hell of a difference but have to atleast get this out. Maybe there are more like me trying convey their feelings to governement.


-Peace.